TRR Public Announcement!!!

TRR readers, forget about H1N1-vaccine shortages, double-digit unemployment and, high gas prices, there is a far more hideous yet, under-reported crisis afoot......AN EGGO WAFFLE SHORTAGE!!!![shudder]

(MyFOX NATIONAL) -

That’s because flooding in its Atlanta facility and repairs to its Tennessee plant will result in Eggo shortages that could last through mid-2010, according to Bloomberg.com .

Kellogg’s spokeswoman Kris Charles informed Bloomberg that “we are working around the clock to restore Eggo store inventories to normal levels as quickly as possible.”

If Americans cannot enjoy delicious Eggo waffles as part of a nutritious breakfast[sniff, sniff] consisting of juice, toast and, sausage(both link and pattie), then the terrorists have already won. Mmmmmmm...sausage!