Life is harsh and my opinions are harsher.
Eddie makes a better poster-boy for rehab than even Brit.
"No, I don't have any spare chan----oh my gosh, it's Eddie Van Halen!"
Two words, "Restorative Dentistry"!
"Yes sir, we do have a cot to spare here at the men's shelter....oh my gosh, it's Eddie Van Halen!"
Eddie has not handled well being kicked to the curb by Valerie Bertinelli.
Is that a degenerate derelict or Eddie Van Halen or both? He looks like a cross between Charles Manson, the una-bomber Ted Kudzinsky, and grandpa Simpson. How old is Eddie...like 90?
Eddie makes a better poster-boy for rehab than even Brit.
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