Monday, April 20, 2015

Happy 420 day, now get a job


Apparently today is national weed day because every day at 4:20 some dumb kids somewhere used to toke away their inspiration to accomplish anything purposeful, and it became a thing.
When asked if he got high, Daniel Tosh said, "No, because I'm not 17 and I have things to do."
Put the dope down and get a haircut, a purpose, and a job.

2 comments:

  1. Marijuana and a job are not mutually exclusive considerations. Just ask Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard.

    "It's all going to pot." (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6c6eUeoa9Q)

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  2. Only 1/1,000,000,000 are talented entertainers such that drug addiction doesn't impede making a living, though in Willie's case apparently it does impede the payment of taxes.

    "Smoking your inspiration" isn't just a line from a Green Day song.

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