Lindsay Lohan unwittingly outs herself

Let me tell you, they don't come any stupider than Lindsay Lohan....

Alcoholic, boy-friend-stealing slut Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for portraying her as an alcoholic, boy-friend-stealing slut. You know, in the Superbowl commercial where the babies are talking? The only problem is, all they did was use the first name Lindsay. It didn't refer to anybody specific. It's just a name and a coincidence.

By feigning outrage, Lohan is stupidly admitting that she's an untrustworthy, alcoholic slut...heh, heh.