SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
A carwash vacuum? Seriously?
This dude got to third base for like $1.25...and on the first date. Granted it was with an industrial vacuum cleaner but, in this economy who can afford to wine and dine an actual girl?
Sorry Ed, I was out of the office and posted a copy of this. I least I kow that our twisted minds are on the same page. What a perv.
ReplyDeleteThat's OK Reid....we can't have too many takes on a guy having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
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