What's your pledge....to make a better world?

I stopped by Belchspeak a few minutes ago and couldn't resist brazenly stealing this inspirational video clip Pat had posted.....



Satire and mockery are the sincerest forms of ridicule. I know I'm inspired......to mock The One...

I pledge to reduce methane given off by pigs and cows.....by eating more bacon-wrapped steaks.
I pledge to conserve fuel for others.....by driving my SUV only 15mph over the limit.
I pledge to encourage the unemployed......by suggesting that they "get a job".