Can you milk a cock-roach?

Our intellectual superiors in science have been telling us for years to eat bugs for protein instead of meat so as to make it cooler outside.

As if that weren't gross enough, by sequencing a protein from the mid-gut of the only species of cock-roach that gives birth to live young, they have essentially cloned cock-roach milk, and are suggesting we drink that too, instead of cows' milk.

The "thinking" (and I'm being generous by calling it that) is that if humans get protein from bugs and milk from cock-roaches, there'll be no need for cows and their climate changing farts at all.

When our betters in government make us eat bugs and wash it down with cock-roach milk, they'd better provide vomit bags as well.