So this drunk chick decided to sneak into the Omaha zoo on Halloween night so she could pet Mai, the Malayan tiger, and since I'm writing about it, you can guess how that turned out.
Not so good for her hand and arm, but hilarious for me.
The tiger mauled her to the point that she might lose a couple of fingers. Heh heh, the moral of the story: drinking and wild carnivores don't go together.
Would you want to pet Mai, the Malayan tiger, drunk or sober? Me neither.
Would you want to pet Mai, the Malayan tiger, drunk or sober? Me neither.
Here Kitty, Kitty.
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