Sears cowers in the face of the enemy

Sears used to sell this infidel hat, but when one Muslim complained about it, the media cheered, and Sears obsequiously caved and pulled it from sale entirely. 

I'd bet that if he demanded that all Sears employees grovel on the floor in the general direction of Mecca five times a day, they'd issue prayer rugs for that too. 

Never has the conquering Islamic hordes encountered less resistance than from modern western civilizations. It's embarrassing.