Tuesday, June 11, 2013

National emergency......gorgeous, naked, white chick lost in the woods.



This is 19 year old Maureen Kelly. Apparently she disappeared from her Oregon campsite, setting out on a spiritual quest....completely naked except for a fanny pack. 

Since she's 19, beautiful, white, and naked (or as I like to call that particular collection of characteristics, "all the hallmarks for a riveting media drama"), I imagine the Oregon woods are crawling by now with every available man trying to be the one to find her. 

I hope they find her 'cause I dig those nutty broads.

2 comments:

  1. Yeah, I should probably reconsider "gorgeous", but the fact that she's naked and kooky, does makes her hotter.

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