Idiots in Norfolk can't tell the difference between a dog and a lion

Heh heh, idiots in Norfolk, NC called the cops when they stupidly panicked upon seeing this Labradoodle with its hair cut like a lion's running around the streets. C'mon people, you can't look a little closer, for like 5 seconds, and tell this is a dog?

The local zoo had to inventory its lion residents to make sure they were all accounted for.

I'll bet I could get similarly panicked reports in Norfolk of a tiger on the loose by painting stripes on a cat.