I hate my parking deck

My utter contempt for people who don't drive like me in the parking deck is as storied as it is visceral....that's a given. 

Today is special, I have a complaint two-fer: 

First are the thoughtless morons at the front of a long line of cars who wait until they are at the swipe mechanism before they start digging around their pig-sty of a car for their swipe card. (I barely have to slow down much to swipe my card because I'm always ready) 

Second are the idiots who delay everybody behind them, creeping stupidly around the lower floors as if they might find a spot nobody before them saw, when everybody knows at 8:15 there are no spaces lower than the 4th or even 5th floors.