Customs seizes scary hair dryers, ignores alien criminals

Our crack border protection division is hard at work protecting the US people from dangerous hair dryers, but finds it difficult to protect us from actual illegal alien criminals who waltz across the border unquestioned.

DHS secretary Janet Napolitano thinks these are dangerous enough to waste your money stopping them at the border....

She doesn't think these are dangerous enough to stop though....

What a joke our border protection department is. It brags about protecting us from scary hair dryers while letting guys like this come and go as they please.