If you're depressed about the end of Harry Potter, you might be a moron

This is the headline over at WashingtonTimes -- Grief counseling for Muggles mourning final ‘Harry Potter’ film

Grief counseling? Get a grip you retards, it's a movie!
They should compile a list of all the people who request counseling and provide this list to employers as people who are so detached from reality and emotionally disabled by a story of fiction that they are wholly unemployable.

Grief counseling....this is what's wrong with America. We've devolved into a nation of emotionally retarded pantie wastes who're unable to distinguish fact from fiction, reality from fantasy, and important from trivial. Good grief!