This 60 year old man was busted in California for minor drug possession but when he was in booking, the cops noticed an ON/OFF switch in his pocket attached to a wire that led to his rear-end. Everybody in the station panicked, the bomb disposal team was called in and the entire station was evacuated. After a tedious, 3-hour extraction, a vibrator was found at the other end of the wire....heh heh. Here's the money quote from the article......
"The vibrator was subsequently removed and placed into property," according to report, which does not identify the CHP employee tasked with that unfortunate evidence collection responsibility.
To describe that job as "unfortunate" is the understatement of the year. I would have to either quit law enforcement altogether or at least demand triple hazard pay for that detail. GROSS!!!
At least it wasn't a feeding/watering tube leading to a gerbil.
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