The Coffee-Party Movement kicks off today

I'm sure you've heard about the liberal answer to the tea-party movement. It's the idiotically named Coffee Party movement. Today is the big kick-off of the movement at the national level. It was expected that at tens of movement loyalists would march on Washington to show support for all manner of government programs that allow them to remain more or less unemployed yet, enjoying all life has to offer at others' expense. As it turns out, these 5 unemployed hippies huddled at an Espresso bar in the Eastern Market area to discuss their love of government support.

The coffee-party movement is sweeping the nation....heh, heh.