Over at Asylum they've got a list of 100 Chuck Norris facts in honor of his 70th birthday. Here are a few of my favorites....
*Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
*We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
*Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
*We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
If you have a good Chuck Norris fact, leave it as always in the comments thread.
Unfortunately not even Chuck Norris can escape the siren's call of Botox. Next time you see him a commercial or what not, notice how smooth he is above his lips and how he only glares and does not grimance or snarl. (The picture you have posted is about 20 yr old)
ReplyDeleteIt's true, the universe is expanding. Everything is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteThe phenomenon we refer to as evolution is really just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
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