Most unintentionally hilarious news tease....ever!

"A MONKEY has pushed a woman off a cliff."

The woman, 60-year-old Zhou Juchang, made the claim after winding up at the bottom of a seven-metre rockface, fracturing her hip and breaking three ribs.

Now she’s suing her travel agent, who organised her trip into China’s Chengdu Wildlife Park.

The monkey allegedly flew into a rage when the woman refused to hand over the bag of monkey food which her tour guide recommended she buy.

A spokesman for the park said the woman’s mistake was showing fear.

“If you show fear a monkey will bully you,” he told London’s Metro

TRR's Life Lesson of the Day: kids, never show fear before a monkey or you'll be pushed off a cliff.

Pushed off a cliff by a monkey....heh, heh!