Climbing into a monkey suit to get married is bad enough but, imagine being forced by the bride to get dressed up as a stupid cartoon character....because she thinks you look like one.....
Keith Green and Christine England spent three hours in make-up to walk down the aisle looking like the cartoon characters from the hit animated films.
Mr Green, 44, and his 40-year-old bride were covered in green paint and full costume and wigs and married in front of 100 guests also dressed as characters from the film, including the Donkey and the Gingerbread Man.
"The idea just came to me. I knew what we would go as them because Keith looks just like Shrek. It was funny because when we said our vows Keith had these green ears sprouting from the top of his head.
"I tried to convince my teenage son to dress up as the Donkey but he wasn't having any of it."
Most marriages end in humiliation and indignity. This one, at least for the groom, is starting out that way. There is one bright side to this for Keith, however. In terms of self-respect, integrity, and personal pride, he's got nowhere to go but up from here. Regardless of what kind of nagging, soul-crushing fish-wife Christine will undoubtedly turn out to be, it couldn't be any worse than this.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteIt usually takes men a decade or two of marriage to a soulless shrew to lose every vestige of pride and self-respect he once had but, this guy is already there. Poor, dumb bastard!
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone marry someone that looked "just like Shrek". I am so grossed out!!
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