Cheat on your taxes.....get a cushy promotion

"Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter."

This is what former senator and tax cheat Tom Daschle had to say about tax cheats back in 1998. I wonder if I cheated the IRS to the tune of 128-large, would they shrug and accept my heartfelt apology? Why probably so, as long as I was chosen by The One for a cabinet post.

Tax cheat Tom Daschle, surrendering to the feds, offers his wrists for the cuffs he knows he deserves.