Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Bears will be bears


Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses at the zoo said Monday.

Will wonders never cease? A wild animal pursues, kills, then eats another wild animal. And this horrifies visitors to the zoo.

Idiots! It's what wild animals do!

Zoo management announced that it will be providing grief counselors for anybody who was disturbed by this outrageous act of barbarism.

2 comments:

  1. I think this goes back to the young parents that found the "domesticated rat". What would expect of wild animals.

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  2. Hilarious, I LOVE the catchy headline!

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