Hit 'em where it hurts

Well, the sex scandals have finally started to hurt the Catholic church......in the pocketbook. Parishioners, fed up with the scandals and coverups, have pretty much stopped giving money at church every Sunday.

The cynic in me believes that most churches exist primarily to extract as much money from attendees as possible and no church is richer than the Catholic church. That's why when rank and file Catholics stop giving, it'll hit the church where it hurts most.

Here Pope Francis indicates the weekly rake in the offering plate at the Vatican.

Resist we much, Al Sharpton

Heh heh, beclowned jackass Al Sharpton predictably invoked the memory of "his friend" Aretha Franklin during his TV defense of fame-whore Omarosa, saying Trump needed some "R-E-S-P-I-C-T".

That's right, he actually spelled it like that on national TV on MSNBC. 

Resist we much Al, resist we much!

Makensie Noland shows that a college degree doesn't make you smart

Meet Makenzie Noland, likely future amputee or meal for this 14 foot alligator named Big Tex. 

She is a student at Texas A&M and works at the gator sanctuary where Big Tex lives. She ridiculously claims that she's bonded with most of the 450 gators at the sanctuary and posing with Big Tex for her graduation pic is perfectly safe. 

Heh heh heh, you may bond with them, but reptiles are incapable of bonding with you. To them you are either a food source, food yourself, or a predator. You are not their friend. 

The next story we read will be a eulogy about how she was taken from us so young in life....{{sniff sniff}}. 

Here's Makenzie letting Big Tex get a sniff of what's on the menu and posing with her ring on his nose. The bottom pic is probably the last thing Makenzie will see if she keeps it up. 

Citizen stops a possible mass killing with legal firearm, media snores

Stop, hold the presses! There was another shooting near a school in Titusville, Fla.

Wait, where is the media to screech noisily about gun control and weep gleefully for the children who could have been hurt or killed?

I have the answer to that: the media isn't interested because the would-be shooter was himself shot by a bystander with a license to carry a concealed weapon. No innocent adults or children were harmed and the shooter was airlifted to the hospital with life-threatening GSW's.

The hero holstered his weapon and waited patiently for the cops. I doubt he'll get the medal he deserves but at least no charges are expected to be filed.

Thanks to the second amendment, all's well in Titusville, but you won't hear about it from the main stream media.

Coincidence?

Submitted for your thoughtful consideration.....

Lizzie Warren wants your money

Heh heh, trying to catch Bernie Sanders' lightening-in-a-bottle again, pretend Indian Elizabeth Warren has floated the idea of a top tax rate of 50%. The current top rate is 42% I think. That's a big increase in money being taken from the people who create jobs.

But then Democrats get elected regularly promising to take money from people who've earned it to give it to people who'd rather vote for a living than work.

Here's the unhinged moonbat Elizabeth Warren indicating how high the stack of money is that she intends to take from rich people to give to the derelict class.

The sad decline of Scandinavia

Nothing brings a tear to the eye and a sniffle to the nose of a dopey liberal than hearing the term, "unaccompanied child refugee", especially when one obediently weeps on cue and gets plastered on the evening news.

In Norway, a "child refugee" from Afghanistan, got all stabby in a grocery store and killed 18-year-old Havard Pederson. The asylum seeker, as they are referred to, is supposedly 17 but his real age is anybody's guess as Norway knows nothing about the wave of "refugees" shambling ashore to displace its population.

Norwegians don't generally emigrate to Afghanistan, because who wants to live in a third-world hellhole? Yet the Norwegian government Is deliberately importing violent, decrepit, middle east culture to their previously civilized country.

Good luck with that, fellas.

Liberals obsess over harmless straws

Heh heh, I’m really enjoying these straws-are-illegal memes. It's impossible to make too much fun of dumb liberals.

Don't cry for McCabe

Contrary to what the media is reporting to try to make you feel sorry for poor old Andrew McCabe getting fired hours before his pension-heavy retirement kicked in, Trump did not fire McCabe. AG Sessions did it on the recommendation of the FBI's office of professional responsibility and the IG.

During his investigation of Hillary's email scandal, McCabe's wife was running for office in Virginia and received almost half a million dollars from a PAC connected to then Governor Terry McCaullife, a very close Clinton crony. 

If you believe for 2 seconds that McCaullife had access to half a million dollars to pour into a local election, you're an idiot. The Clinton's funneled that money, probably from their foundation, through McCaullife's PAC to McCabe's wife with the "understanding" that McCabe's investigation of Hillary go nowhere and uncover no wrongdoing.

Anybody with two neurons that have formed a synapse can see that's what happened.
McCabe's failure to divulge this tidbit to the FBI and recuse himself from the Clinton email investigation constitutes a fineable agency offense and any agent guilty of this would have been shown the door immediately.

Don't feel sorry for McCabe. He's a corrupt, lying tool and deserved it.

Florida school shooter

Here's the Florida school shooter. He looks a little "syndromy" to me. Maybe Fragile-X or something.