Thought police intimidate 9 year old for brownie slur

In New Jersey armed cops were called by teachers on a 9 year old because another student snitched that he made a racist comment toward the brownies that were being served. Apparently the cops interrogated the terrified kid, without his mother present, for a long time.

Who knew brownies were now a protected class?

Kids clearly aren't learning much of anything in government schools, probably by design as a dumb, dependent populace is easier to control, but they will "graduate" with a healthy fear of authorities and the haunting knowledge that their every word will be scrutinized for political correctness by the thought police.....also exactly how the government wants us.....submissive, quiet, and correct.

Next time you have brownies, take a quick look around before discussing them, there might be a snitch listening who'll rat you out to the thought police. 

Active shooter at Andrews, all airmen probably disarmed

Don't know if it's true, but there are reports of an active shooter at Andrews AFB, where Air Force One is kept. Recently, Homeland Security handed down their new work-place active shooter procedures which are basically Run, Hide, Fight in that order. There are also active shooter kits which amount to a list of rapid-response numbers to call as you run and hide.

I don't know about you but cowering under my desk or getting shot in the back as I flee terrified isn't how I'd like to die today.

The first pic is the only item you need in your active-shooter kit and the second is the preferred response to the shooter, notice she's not blubbering on the floor begging for her life,

Be responsible for your own life and safety because neither the government or your employer can save your life......they can only call your family when it's over and then politicize your death to impose gun control on everybody else.

This has been a public service announcement. :-)

Wall for me, but not for thee

Smug, annoying Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has famously criticized Trump for wanting to build a wall to keep illegals and terrorists out and to limit drug trafficking, but now he's building a mile-long six foot high wall around his outrageous $100 Million, 750 acre Hawaiian, beach-front estate that prevents other residents from seeing the ocean.

Heh heh, what a thoughtless asshole!

More PC stupidity

I've heard Venessa Hudgens' name but I have no idea who she is. Apparently the Native American community does because they are furious at her for committing the unforgivable crime of "cultural appropriation" for wearing a dream-catcher in her hair in this Snapchat pic.

Who has ever visited the American southwest who didn't come home with at least one dream-catcher collectible? Exporting their quaint, primitive culture to white people is the primary source of income for Native Americans, is it not?

Besides, without hawking dream-catchers to pale faced tourists to wear in their hair, how would American Indians fund their rampant alcoholism?          ;-);-)

Finally, a genealogy chart that makes sense

So I always wondered how this worked, the "removed" thing when describing the familial distance of cousins you barely know from out of town. Well, here's a helpful chart to pull out at the next Thanksgiving or reunion to suss it all out. Even more helpful would be a line designating for which cousins it's not taboo to pursue sex, though I guess that's dependent on regional preferences, laws, and general attractiveness.   ;-)

Click on the chart for a bigger look-see.

Ed Snowden visits New York, virtually

Heh heh, from exile in Russia, Edward Snowden visited New York this weekend, including an art gallery and the Tribeca Film Festival, using a virtual presence robot.

It reminded me of my favorite episode of Big Bang Theory where Sheldon remains ensconced safely in bed, electing to interact with the world through a similar virtual presence device.

The feds would love to arrest Snowden so it infuriated them that he "waltzed" around New York smirking at them all weekend. 

Brits reject globalism and Islamic immigration

It's a bizarro reality when Americans are embracing globalism and ceding personal liberties over to secretive, un-elected and unaccountable government goons in exchange for the illusion of security, while the British are telling their government elites to bite them and are demanding independence from secretive, un-elected and unaccountable EU goons in Brussels.

With the Brexit vote, the British have finally voted to stop their government's obsequious tolerance of rampant Muslim immigration despite liberal globalists calling them racists, I wonder if Americans have the same guts to reject our quisling leaders' plan for our country.

Et tu Ben Carson, et tu?

Trump surrogate Ben Carson, very clearly to me, seems to accept that the 2nd amendment and the reasons for it are suitable discussion topics for politicians, and more horrifyingly, accepts the possibility of changing it........

“Well, I think that the people who were you know protesting certainly feel that they are absolutely one hundred percent right, but of course the people on the other side feel that they’re a hundred percent right too. And that’s why we need to get back to a point of having civil discussions. Let’s put on the table: what is the reason for the Second Amendment? And is there a reason that we need to change those things right now? And let’s put the data on the table and let’s talk about it like intelligent people, rather than getting in our respective corners and hurling insults.”

Good grief, you'd better go out and buy some more guns and ammo while you still can. Here Ben Carson indicates how many varmint rifles each household will be allowed if he were president. 

Disgruntled Uber drivers want a raise

Just read an article on Uber and Lyft, the super convenient "taxi" services you request with a phone app. The drivers are complaining that they're not making enough money to make ends meet and at least one driver is trying to organize for the purposes of collective bargaining no doubt.

These drivers can work as much or as little as they like and if there are too many drivers in an area and not enough customers to support them, then that's how the market works. Get a second job at Starbucks or something.

Organizing and forcing Uber and Lyft to pay the drivers more will only raise prices and convince would-be customers to drive their own cars, call actual taxis, or elect a designated driver of their own.

Besides, whose life plan is it to make Uber or Lyft driving a full-time job on which you try to fund a household? It's a part-time gig at most that you do in your spare time, for fun when not working at your other job(s).

Jedi Master Dustin Johnson

Clearly Dustin Johnson possesses Master-level skills in the mysterious Jedi arts. This is why it would be unwise to test his patience with silly golf rules.