Sticks and stones and pissed off crossing guards can hurt you

Let this be a cautionary tale for you smart-assed kids out there....don't call people names......

An off-duty crossing guard for Drexel Middle School was arrested last Thursday for allegedly beating a 14-year-old boy who taunted him during the school year.

According to Chitwood, the Drexel Hill Middle School student had taunted the guard with names like “fatso” and “fat man” throughout the year.

I'm not saying a grown man should ever hit a minor, for any reason. That would be wrong, but in the real world, when you repeatedly taunt somebody with hurtful name-calling you have to expect an ass-whipping is coming your way at some point, right?

Obama dithers while the beaches are ruined

How has Obama's indecision, incompetence, and hyperpoliticization of the BP oil spill not only allowed, but caused the avoidable environmental devastation across the entire Gulf region? Let me count the ways:

1: On day 2 of the spill, 13 different countries with oil-spill equipment, know-how, and willingness to help, offered their expert assistance but were turned down because of the obscure Jones Act which prevents foreign-flagged vessels from operating in US waters without being union manned.

2: The federal government refused to allow Gov. Jindal to erect sand berms because he hadn't submitted proper environmental impact studies.

3: A fleet of oil skimmers were pulled into port for 24 hours so the bureaucrats could make sure they complied with federal life vests and fire extinguisher rules.

4: The largest oil skimmer in the whole world "A Whale", docked in Virginia, wasn't allowed to start skimming operations because it returned slightly more than 15ppm of oily water to the Gulf, exceeding onerous federal guidelines.

5: Finally, the Obama administration invited the vastly more experienced Dutch crews and skimmers to the Gulf to clean up the mess but, they will be delayed indefinitely because Obama will not allow Dutch crews to operate their own equipment. Inexperienced American union workers must be trained first before they are allowed to fumble around and figure out how to clean up the oil.

If on day 2, when help was offered, we had suspended the Jones Act, and invited everybody to help with the clean up when the oil slick was small and still far off shore, the skimmers and clean-up operators might have been able to prevent the oil from ever reaching land at all. Obama's gross incompetence allowed the oil ashore, causing directly the economic and environmental devastation from which we in the Gulf states will suffer for perhaps decades.

Every day that goes by, it gets more unbelievable that we allowed the Obama-lick spittle media to install in the presidency an inexperienced, do-nothing, community agitator.

The spy who loved me

So this is the face of modern espionage between the US and Russia. WOW!

I don't understand Russian but I swear I heard the names Rocky and Bullwinkle somewhere in here. I don't care if she is a bloody communist, you have to dig the accent, red hair, and dangerously unbuttoned blouse.....



For bonus points and a virtual cookie: without cheating, what is the name of the exotic but inept villainess in the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon?

Coming to America?

When you relegate generations of your citizens to a lifestyle of laziness and government dependence, they tend to get upset when you tell them the gravy train is over....

(Reuters) - A strike by Metro workers snarled traffic for the third day in Madrid on Wednesday and unions said the protest against austerity measures aimed at getting Spain's deficit under control could become indefinite.

Greece collapsed because of excessive government spending on entitlement programs that allowed most of it's citizens to be good-for-nothing sponges. France, Germany, England, Italy, Portugal, and Spain are all on the verge of the same thing because they've embraced the same absurd notion of the successful, socialist nanny state that doomed Greece. Disgruntled citizens in France rioted because the government threatened to raise the retirement age by 2 years.....2 LOUSY YEARS!!!

With our unprecedented spending on entitlements, our already generous welfare and unemployment benefits, and the determination by our current socialist overlords to continue to spend record amounts of money that do not exist in our economy, how can the US avoid the same rioting in the streets and rampant social unrest that hamstrings old Europe now? The simple answer is to get rid of Barack Obama and the democrats as fast as possible, then employ Reagan-like tax cuts and dramatically cut government spending. It's the only way to avoid collapse but then, I fear the collapse of the American economic system is exactly what Obama has in mind. Explain his actions any other way.

Global warming believers are idiots

Here's how stupid global-warming believers are: a friend of the masseuse that Al Gore tried to rape in a Portland hotel, tried to convince her not to go to the police after her ordeal. Here's the police account....

Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."

To liberals, no sacrifice is too great in the name of protecting the environment or protecting those who claim to protect the environment. We saw the sacrifices women by the scores made after being molested by Bill Clinton. The leftist media attacked his accusers and defended Clinton rather than question the champion of their beloved liberal causes. Thankfully, the media isn't in love with Gore the way they were with Clinton so they may actually report the facts here, even if it means the Goreacle looks bad.

Time to grow up

How big of a loser do you have to be if you are a full-grown adult and you get busted video-taping one of those stupid teen vampire movies?

In a lawsuit filed today in Cook County Circuit Court, Samantha Tumpach alleges wrongdoing at that hands of the movie facility where she was arrested in November 2009 after employees caught her recording segments of the tween vampire hit with a personal video camera.

Tumpach, 22, is suing Rosemont's Muvico movie theater for more than $50,000, charging malicious prosecution, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence and defamation.
"She has suffered great public ridicule, embarrassment, humiliation, inconvenience, damages to her reputation and other damages," the lawsuit states.

The public ridicule and humiliation is from being exposed as a loser possessing the maturity of a 12 year old girl, and who pines for teenage boys....you did that to yourself.

The dumbing down of America

Want to know why our country is in rapid decline? This might be a good place to start.....

In top suburban schools across the country, the valedictorian, a beloved tradition, is rapidly losing its singular meaning as administrators dispense the title to every straight-A student rather than try to choose the best among them.

Principals say that recognizing multiple valedictorians reduces pressure and competition among students, and is a more equitable way to honor achievement, particularly when No. 1 and No. 5 may be separated by only the smallest fraction of a grade from sophomore science.

"...reduces pressure and competition among students".....to a liberal in academia, this is a bad thing.

The real world is rife with pressure and competition. Making everybody equal so the losers don't get their feelings hurt is absurd. It's as dumb as not keeping score in youth sports so the losers don't get their feeling hurt and cry because they're losers.

Liberalism insidiously dictates that anybody who stands out as superior in a crowd of mediocrity must be leveled and forced to be no better than everybody else. If everybody gets to be valedictorian, why try to make good grades at all? If no score is kept in the game, why try to score?

It's crap thinking like this that is making the U.S. a crap nation with lazy crap citizens for whom losing isn't motivation to do better next time but, cause to whine like babies and demand fairness of outcomes be guaranteed.

Obama empanels idiots to do mens' work

In the wake of the oil-spill disaster, Chairman Zero appointed a blue-ribbon panel to set future drilling policy for the US. He wisely staffed it with petroleum-industry scientists, top-notch engineers, and marine exploration experts.......just kidding. He staffed it with smelly hippy rejects from the radical environmental movement who hate off-shore drilling entirely. They are nothing but leftist progressive hacks who'll regurgitate Obama's disdain for the fossil fuel industry. They'll do everything they can to recommend moratoria on future drilling, further restrict current operations, and suggest much higher federal taxes on oil and gasoline....anything to advance Obama's demented obsession with idiotic green energy.

The feckless media will laud the panel as a brilliant collection of the best and brightest minds while ignoring the fact that none of them have spent a day in the petroleum industry. They're like everybody else Obama elevates to positions of power whether czars or cabinet members....they're academicians and theorists....just like himself. BHO doesn't respect real-world experience because he has none himself.

Obama wants to use this crisis to damage the domestic petroleum industry and this panel will help him do it.

Smelly hippies causing trouble

Why would any city want to host the G-8 or the G-20 summit, when you have to spend hundreds of millions on security because a gaggle of dope-smoking anti-globalization hippies always show up to cause trouble? Toronto spent almost a billion dollars on security for this weeks meeting of developed and developing countries' leaders. It's absurd that police don't just shoot the first couple of idiots who throw bottles at them and make an example to the others.

It must be nice to have rich parents who'll fund your Berkeley "education" and don't care if you waste their money being a full time protester.

Dumb democrat doesn't know basic geography

They just don't come much dumber than democrat legislators at the county level, who attended awful government schools. Here's retard Peggy West of Wisconsin arguing why her state should join a stupid boycott of Arizona over it's immigration law. The money quote is in blue, but the 1:30 vid clip is below for your viewing enjoyment.....

“If this was Texas, which is a state that is directly on the border with Mexico, and they were calling for a measure like this, saying that they have a major issue with, you know, undocumented people flooding their borders, I would say, I would have to look twice at this, but this is a state that’s a ways removed from the border…”



Arizona not a border state? I guess instead of geography classes in the sixth grade, Peggy was having her self esteem stroked by lazy, union teachers, learning to put condoms on bananas, or plotting how to land an equal-opportunity gig on the Milwaukee County Board.

Hat tip to Michelle Malkin.